車內超髒亂、穿外出鞋在室內、愛嚼口香糖一整天...》跟老外交往會後悔的9件事

1.回家沒換衣服就躺床上

A lot of foreigners come home and with the clothes they’ve been wearing all day, sit or lie down on the bed.
有些外國人回家後不換衣服，穿著一整天的衣服直接坐或躺在床上休息

2.男生一號完不洗手

In the 4 years that Johnny spent in Oklahoma, he saw a lot of guys at the gym, go to the bathroom.
Johnny（不要鬧導演）在奧客拉荷馬的四年內，在體育館看過太多男生尿完尿

And then not wash their hands. This is very common across the United States.
不洗手就出去了！這種現象在美國還蠻常見的

3.吃完洋芋片，髒手抹褲子

In the west, a lot of people when they eat chips, they’ll have dirty fingers, and then where do they wipe them?
不少外國人吃洋芋片後，手會沾滿屑屑，猜他們都會擦在哪？

4.喜歡舔手指再翻書

A lot of foreigners lick their finger to flip pages.
不少外國人喜歡舔手指後再翻頁

It gives them more friction.
（認為）這樣比較有摩擦力

5.很多西方女生車內超髒亂

A lot of western girls’ cars is really messy.
不少西方女生的車超髒亂

There’s one time when Johnny was in Oklahoma, he was offered a ride.
有一次Johnny在奧客拉荷馬，他的女同學要載他回家

And the girl had to literally move all the garbage onto the floor so he could sit.
她的乘客座都是食物、空瓶和空盒，所以她把那些垃圾推到踏墊上再給他坐

6.喜歡穿外出鞋在室內

Why do Western people wear shoes inside of the house? It’s so gross. There’s poop residue on your shoe and then you sit on the floor.
不少西方人回到家還是穿著室外鞋走跳，但鞋子在外面弄那麼髒，直接走在地毯上，大家還坐或躺在那地毯上

7.五秒淺規則

“5-second rule” where food falls on the floor. We can pick it up and still eat it if it’s within 5 seconds.
我們有「五秒淺規則」，就是食物掉到地上不超過五秒的話，都可以撿起來吃

8.西方女孩愛嚼口香糖一整天

A lot of foreign girls love to chew gum, they’ll chew it all day and then when they go eat something they’ll take it out.
很多外國女孩喜歡吃口香糖，他們可能咬一整天，要吃東西的時候就會把口香糖先吐出來

Put it on the table or somewhere.
先黏在桌上或其他地方

Eat their food and then put it back in their mouth.
先吃東西，再把口香糖放回嘴裡吃

9.老外不愛撐傘

Asian people usually carry umbrellas.
亞洲人通常下雨都會撐傘

Most of us foreigners don’t use an umbrella.
大部份的外國人不愛用雨傘

It’s mostly because umbrellas are heavy to carry and if it gets wet, you have to think about where you are putting it.
因為通常雨傘攜帶不方便，而且如果弄濕，還要想辦法找地方放好

And then in the end, a lot of us wear hoodies anyway.
重點是我們大多都穿有帽子的外套

And if you are in the rain for two minutes, then you can just put the hood up.
如果只是小雨，或你淋雨不到2分鐘，我們把帽子戴上就好

老外看不慣亞洲男的兩件事：

1.亞洲男愛留長指甲

A lot of girls complain that many Asian guys have long finger nails and sometimes they are very dirty.
有些女生跟我抱怨，說不少亞洲男生會留長指甲，所以裡面常藏垢

And then they go and bite them, or ...scratch the inside of their ear.
然後他們會咬指甲，或者用來挖耳屎

How am I supposed to work out when my finger nails are so long.
你說指甲這麼長怎麼健身啊？

2.亞洲男愛鼻毛外露？

A friend of mine told me she’s noticed a lot of Asian guys with long nose hairs.
我有朋友跟我講他發現很多亞洲男鼻毛霸氣外露

Have you noticed some foreigners doing these things? Which one turns you off the most?
你們覺得哪些行為讓你們最不能接受？

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