「男生！超多男生！女生到底去哪了？」老美眼中台北夜店很瞎的4大理由

Hey guys, I’d love to share some perspectives with you.
大家好！我想跟你們談一件很奇怪的事

How come night clubs in Taipei are...lame?

為什麼在台北市的夜店...都那麼瞎！

My first idea is I hope DJs in Taiwan can play different styles of music.
我的第一個的理由就是：我希望台灣的DJ可以播更多種的音樂

It’s like they only play Pitbull and Nicki Minaj
好像是我每次去台北的夜店我就聽到Pitbull跟Nicki Minaj的歌

Like if you travel to the States
好像如果你去美國旅行的話

and when you go to their night clubs, you hear
你要去美國的夜店玩，然後你一到那邊你就聽：

「喔喔喔喔～你是我的花朵～」

and they keep play those songs, you’d be bored too.
然後他們一直放那首歌，你也會覺得煩阿

Second, their dance floor is too small, I hate being touchedby other men.
比較尷尬的第二個理由，就是舞池太小，我不喜歡我每次到舞池上就被很多男生摸

Third, there are always people in the clubs with some weird attitude.
我的第三個理由就是台北的夜店裡面有一些人有一種態度，

They look like they are going through some issues.
他們看起來像他們家裡有事

They tend to hang out by the bar, they don’t dance or talk, I don’t know why.
好像一整個晚上，在吧檯上一直看著別人，然後都沒有跳舞，都沒有跟別人講話，我看他們會覺得：「那你到底為什麼來這邊呢？」

Fourth, why are the tickets to night clubs so expensive for guys?
我的第四個理由，就是為什麼台北的夜店門票那麼高？

Maybe you think high ticket prices will reduce the number of male customers.
我知道你們可能覺得，喔如果男生的門票貴的話，我們不會有太多男生

Also, maybe more girls will go because they can pay less than guys
還有比較多的女生要去，因為她們的門票比較便宜

OK, it makes sense! BUT
喔！算有道理！但是

When I walk in, I’m like...
我一進去...

There are guys everywhere! Where are all the ladies?

還是有男生！超多的男生，女生到底到哪裡去呢？

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