全民英檢到底能不能測出個人的英文實力呢?不要鬧工作室特地找來美國英文老師Doug、加拿大學生Anthony和來自澳洲旅館業的Dave來做測試,讓他們親口用他們的成積和體驗告訴你們,英檢到底測出來的結果能不能當參考......

我是Doug,今天來考「全民英檢」高級版(只測閱讀),簡稱GEPT
Hey Doug here, I’m gonna take the General English Proficiency Test. Which I guess it’s the GEPT.

所以...祝我好運,如果我沒滿分,應該會丟臉死
Wish me luck, if I get anything wrong, I’ll die of shame I guess.

<測驗中>

1.加拿大學生

今天我被逼著來考試
Today I am forced to do a test.

為什麼閱讀的部份沒有圖片看?
So I was wondering why the test didn’t have any pictures?

這考試真的很無聊
Oh man this test was so boring!

2.澳洲旅館業

我不是英文老師,我來自澳洲!現在要來寫英檢
Not an English teacher. I’m from Australia, and I’m about to take this test.

3.英文老師

「根本測不出真正的英文能力!」3個老外挑戰「全民英檢」後的感想是...

我需要更多禪的力量,好讓我可以順利考完
So I need to get more Zen before I can finish it.

考完後我覺得很沮喪,都要死了...
I feel like sad and dead inside after taking it.

我猜出題的人應該也希望自己的工作不是這個
Even the people that write the test, I think like, they wish they had a different job because

其中一篇文章是關於找香水的故事,寫得好像是動作小說一樣,叫「香水狩獵者」
one of the article was about perfume and how people find perfume. It was written like an action novel, like “Perfume Hunters”.

他們勇闖叢林,武器是一對空罐子、什麼大西瓜
They go into the jungle! His weapon is a jar! It’s like...

我覺得出這些題目的很可憐,但是要考這些考試的你們也很可憐
God I even feel bad for the people that make the test and for you guys who gotta take the test.

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<結果>

1.加拿大學生:40題對了18題

(你覺得這份考題怎麼樣?)
(What do you think about the test?)

我覺得是超級無聊的考試
So boring, such a bullXXXX test like.

「根本測不出真正的英文能力!」3個老外挑戰「全民英檢」後的感想是...