Hey guys, I’d love to share some perspectives with you.
大家好!我想跟你們談一件很奇怪的事

How come night clubs in Taipei are...lame?

為什麼在台北市的夜店...都那麼瞎!

My first idea is I hope DJs in Taiwan can play different styles of music.
我的第一個的理由就是:我希望台灣的DJ可以播更多種的音樂

It’s like they only play Pitbull and Nicki Minaj
好像是我每次去台北的夜店我就聽到Pitbull跟Nicki Minaj的歌

Like if you travel to the States
好像如果你去美國旅行的話

and when you go to their night clubs, you hear
你要去美國的夜店玩,然後你一到那邊你就聽:

「喔喔喔喔~你是我的花朵~」

and they keep play those songs, you’d be bored too.
然後他們一直放那首歌,你也會覺得煩阿

Second, their dance floor is too small, I hate being touchedby other men.
比較尷尬的第二個理由,就是舞池太小,我不喜歡我每次到舞池上就被很多男生摸